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Petty Misdemeanour

by The Human Computers

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1.
Masterpiece 04:36
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Out of the tomb into the womb you crawl With blinded eyes you pull the shortest straw It didn't work exactly as you planned But this is not the end A perfect life left for me to screw With folded hands we paint the ceiling blue A comfy place to be but i have dreamt There is someone else to be thought of in the end There is such a silence down at nightfall Thick enough to keep us down after dark We sail into the storm, right into our homes Do you got enough forgiveness to forgive us all? A desperate try to keep your face unharmed The different gods just keep their angels armed Let me comprehend at least a clue Let us begin somewhere new I didn't wait for summer days to come The summer came, you were already gone Thrown into a boiling pot of tar I catch some mice and keep 'em in a jar There is such a silence down at nightfall Thick enough to keep us down after dark We sail into the storm, right into our homes Do you got enough forgiveness to forgive us all? The roses hang their heads deeper to the ground A flaw in this masterpiece has recently been found The sailsmen catch up their sails in fear of being drowned As the wind cracks up the ship and drags them round and round This fever hit me hard and leaves me with a cold My fingers immovable, they tie me to the stove Between all the shattered truths i'm caved inside my own Failed curiosity There is such a silence down at nightfall Thick enough to keep us down after dark We sail into the storm, right into our homes Do you got enough forgiveness to forgive us all? Another brick stone laid into the wall Along the windy road that separates us all A cross on the mountain top It's hard to keep the view on our warped astronomy
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Into The Haze 04:30
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You greet with laughter from the inside Take a step back, say it's alright Compensation for why you never try Compensation, lucky to be alive Before i go Before i go into the haze I fall A common offer has just arrived And you sold it to the other side A straight desicion is never wrong Not even half as bad after all Your humming engine pumps steam in our minds And you just sit there and watch our heads collide Wish i don't have to explain it all If you don't get it, well that's your fault Go waste yourself just like your makeup It runs when you cry Beheaded angel, a one-winged butterfly Just repetition inside of us Coalescing with what we lost For a leader i lack the cross I'm suffering from attention loss Scratch me off of your tv screen Now i'm stuck somewhere in between I'm not asking for a ride Just trying to get by A great desicion in your own eyes The consequence you defy Snuff me into your handkerchief Leave me wrecked with disbelieve Falling straight into solitude Just waiting for somebody new Before i go Before i go into the haze I fall
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Shore 04:08
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It's a matter of time 'till we know where to find The island you've been hiding for a while We're roaming our old street, dance 'till our eyes meet Somehow we've all lost this time And we know where to find you, know where you lie But your name has fallen out of sight I stare into my own eyes Listen to the black bile Telling me the friends i have yet to leave behind I scream into the distance calling for forgiveness All that i have said, well i hope that you don't mind I better go, better not try to talk and be unmindful You've heard enough, but i still like to chase Carry on wandering your wards and there at the road's end Everything is falling into place You know where to find us, know where we try To retrieve the slowly fading dye I stare into my own eyes Listen to the black bile Telling me the friends i have yet to leave behind I scream into the distance calling for forgiveness All that i have said, well i hope that you don't mind From the core to the skin, creepig up To the mouth, blistering Lift me up, 'cause i'm falling Breathing in, laughing loud Tell yourself you're the one breaking out, breaking in And i'm falling with arms wide open There's no name on your own cross Missing for all ouf us I stare into my own eyes Listen to the black bile Telling me the friends i have yet to leave behind I scream into the distance calling for forgiveness All that i have said, well i hope that you don't mind Now the sign at the road's end leads to the shore
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Demons 04:40
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There are footprints, a 44 in the yard Leading to the shed behind the house And the candlelight flickering A single tear is trickling down your cheek You're trapped like a mouse Before you open up the door And stand before me You wipe the single tear off your face And you say that you tried To vanish and hide I just followed your trace In your hands there's a brush and a canvas You keep quiet, but there's a story it tells And i sense your void My questions you avoid Your drawings they speak for themselves There's a beast in the picture you drew There's so much that i never knew But your beast and my swine are tangled up Your pretty face is showing what once was mine These demons that once were mine You ripped off my half of the photograph baby Sucking the last blood out of me Now there are two of us just feeling lost And tired of hesitation Wandering through restless minds You took a ride on the backseat of my motorbike, darling Rode it to the viewpoint up the road Now there are two of us just feeling lost Downed by disillusion Falling through an open world There's a beast in the picture you drew There's so much that i never knew But your beast and my swine are tangled up Your pretty face is showing what once was mine These demons that once were mine It's the feeling of the tribe leaving you behind And i tried to conquer the truth It's a feeling i'd describe as the dying of a vibe But i tried to conquer that, too Somewhere in this life is a meaning and a scythe Which comes first is not yours to decide
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Empty Handed 04:10
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We're passing the wine, passing the gold and passing away, that's livin' Cherish the rest and keep your chest locked it's what's been given Keep up the pace as long as we pretend we're always winning We're never done another death is just a new beginning After the one died we leave the ruins empty handed Remember the times we fought? We leave the walls that we defended And as the wind subsides, you lead us into, you lead us into the fog Since you left i feel a little, a little, little lost The tear in your eye means letting go Just hang up we're never getting old Far from the docks is where we dwell Shut it up, there's no need to tell Trying to keep the face (face) to face we meet then gone without a trace Since you left i feel a little, a little, little lost With a silent scream through darkest nights and empty bottles Three more years from now i'll drown myself in muddy waters I'll follow you down to the sea and hike across forbidden borders To reunite what used to be divided into quaters I never meant to cause you trouble though the words came out You know me far to well i'm not the first to talk, i'm not the first you tell The drak clouds hovering above you everywhere you go It's just a normal conversation as we wander through the snow The tear in your eye means letting go Just hang up we're never getting old Far from the docks is where we dwell Shut it up, there's no need to tell Trying to keep the face (face) to face we meet then gone without a trace Since you left i feel a little, a little, little lost
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Missionary Scene 05:06
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You got a lot to take, you're just a pressure valve Your little actions girl, they speak for themselves In the aftermind, is it what we can see? The perfect misfit love, you want us to believe And still what you say summons all And still my heart beats against the wall And still what you say summons all I saw you screaming girl in your missionary scene I gave an extra load to my little beauty queen It's just a riddle i will never understand I'll wait with open arms although you're second hand I want to see but not to watch The cursor jumps right to the cross My hand's too busy making moves as you moan Wish it was me you seduce Until the burst i'm not the same Your face is spilled with his cocaine I turn my head but i still stare and you still moan Wish it was me i'm watching there Cover up your scars and take the faster lane You don't need your scarf and you don't need your brain So hang up your phone and lay down in the scene We're gonna make them crave like you did it with me And still what you say summons all And still my heart beats against the wall And still what you say summons all Follow me into the fame Swallow my smutty cocaine I'd never do you any harm I just repeat what you have already done
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Eternal Youth For Celibate Old Men 03:52
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We make a ride to the sea, gotta take care of myself Although conveyed by the priest, can't call god for help Father collect your sheep which went astray I get down on my knees but not to pray Take care or your feelings rise way up to the skies God lived in my neigbourhood, struggling to survive I enterd with a broken leg, left with brand new eyes A dog without a tail Afraid to come before my time Your head's going south Wipe the holy water from the corners of your mouth Take care or your feelings rise way up to the skies God lived in my neigbourhood, struggling to survive I enterd with a broken leg, left with brand new eyes A dog without a tail Boo, boo come here my little mistress and help yourself A helping hand out of your dress and the clock strikes twelve Same place, same time, i never saw that look on your face Lick it clean and you'll be saved, trapped inside your maze The hunt is up again, are the children ripe? If i get enough before they uncover the lie?
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Abyss 04:06
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You say I got a grain of dust stuck in my eye You think I'm gonna kneel down, lower my pride But with your measure it will be measured to you Well I never do anything twice The two feet of mine still must suffice But i've got to better? So this feeling will never stop There's a limit for all of us I caught a fever that i'll never lose again You lower the limits here for us all But it's your own rules you don't recall It's the feathers coming out of your skin There never was a problem, never was a fate You only need a scapegoat and a tax must be paid It's the killers coming out for you Nail yourself to a silver cross Last picture of a flowering wheat The proof of insatiable greed I am innocent my hands moved unwillingly It's just your severed head on a pole arousing me And the abyss of mind that's calling home Call it ficition, a counterfeit You love yourself so you preach love You know nothing but you said enough So this feeling will never stop There's a limit for all of us I caught a fever that i'll never lose again
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Nothing Special 04:24
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We like the same space, but I like to keep it wide I'm of a new race, I'm neither black nor am I white You ask what's my name, to me your names do not apply Ich bin ein Unikum, something your words can not describe I'm all alone, hush I like to think I'm special My nose is oddly colored I wank to myself You know I'm really special Guess we won't meet tomorrow Chi-pooooo Chi-pooooo Cheap cheap imitation Come on, go lick the cieling, bride Another flame lost, I'm about to sober up I am your nova lover, another man, get it behind I'm all alone, hush I like to think I'm special My nose is oddly colored I wank to myself You know I'm really special There will be no tomorrow The sweet taste of my carelessness, a sting into the hive Quick and to the pointless, be my middlewife We rush into progression, the diamond cards collide Sweet taste of my recession, lay your hands aside Break your ties, hold back the vomit and follow me Crush the rot, collect the feeling and strip the tease Open up the wallet, pay for the counterpiece One step back to see it in its entirety Just a crack inside the shell of paternity Lift me up, the widow's strength is philosophy Simple mind, a greeting leads to a felony A little akward though, yet without affiliation You're frowning well today, you need a helping hand to whine? (hell no) Just watch your mouth, kid, another nosh-up's on the rise A broken slate with lines, again the seasons have been bribed I'm all alone, hush I like to think I'm special My nose is oddly colored I wank to myself You know I'm really special Guess we won't meet tomorrow The sweet taste of my carelessness, a sting into the hive Quick and to the pointless, be my middlewife We rush into progression, just lay your hands aside
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Occasional Feast 04:53
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Us & The Downfall 04:15
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I tried to understand Some things words can never mend But something, something's in our way And so we go, take out old photographs Walk down all our different paths But somewhere, somewhere there's an end So i tried, be yours and kill the doubt You're sure we'll work our difference out But i thought, i thought you feel that, too It never felt like home Never felt like home It's creeping down our walls Sleeping in our beds It never felt like home Never felt like home It divides us while we sleep Plants thoughts into our heads Outside the world caves Deep entwined we face each others loving eyes But inside a gyro you're slowly replaced Just trying does not suffice I'm pulling hot wires Inside a queen dies Yes, you did not suffice It never felt like home Never felt like home It's creeping down our walls Sleeping in our beds It never felt like home Never felt like home It divides us while we sleep Plants thoughts into our heads It's like the world tries to show off its deepness I like the sound of a waterfall It's like this world hates nothing more than weakness Birds are my favourite animal And all this passion i have never seen in you before I feel so lonely but i have to go, i have to go And all these feelings i have never seen in you before I am leaving, so now you show 'em, now you show Thinkin' 'bout ways to get back home Just trying, waiting for Different chemicals Wiping up the floor I'm crying in my sleep I got promises to keep Never will they know, nor will they believe It's like the world tries to show off its deepness I like the sound of a waterfall It's like this world hates nothing more than weakness Birds are my favourite animal I tried to understand Some things words can never mend But something, something's in our way
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Rumors 04:24
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I tried to think 'bout what you said again and again But when you ask for it, I'm not remembering I nod, I smile and make you feel like I understood Well you don't need to know, I would if I could I just can't keep my hands away, I redefine betrayal I like to think of love in a different way Come quick, cum quick and leave her lying under fading stars You just want to be used but now you like the scars The rumors of my own mouth hunt me down And I throw my defecates against the wall The odour of your crap makes me want you more Since we crawled out of our holes, we found a million truths Not a single one fits into my views Under every stone to turn, a world conspiracy The whole world is a moron except for me The rumors of my own mouth hunt me down And the truth hurts like it should, concrete sledge Off guard in a ship steered to the edge The chemical, there it goes creeping in To the worng side of our fake dollar bill A counterfeit without eyes What's going wrong in my mind? The precondition is wrong Deliverance's gone but that was just one Another cripple cripple fear is coming over me I like the fault in the symmetry One thing I can explain, ten left to falsify My kid's just wound its knee and now it's doomed to die Now the rumors of my own mouth hunt me down And the truth hurts like it should, concrete sledge Off guard in a ship steered to the edge The chemical, there it goes creeping in To the worng side of our fake dollar bill

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